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Joker Quotes

Whether you’ve read the comics or watched the movies, there’s no denying that The Joker is one of the most interesting characters to come out of the DC Universe. We’ve compiled a massive list of Joker quotes on all topics, from humanity to power and himself.

You will most certainly be familiar with some of these, but we hope that there are others that are new to you! Enjoy.

Funny Joker Quotes

“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”  -The Joker

“Have you  never heard of the healing power of laughter?” -The Joker

why so serious joker quote

“Why so serious?”  -The Joker

“They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because the’re all the same.”  -The Joker 

“See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder, dynamite and…gasoline!”  -The Joker

“I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.”  -The Joker

“My doctor told me I should start killing people. Well…not exactly in those words. He said I should reduce the stress in my life.”  -The Joker

“It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”  -The Joker

“I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.”  -The Joker (2019)

“I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.”  -The Joker

“I mean…don’t you have to be funny to be a comedian?”  – Arthur Fleck,The Joker (2019)

“I hope my death makes more cents than my life.”  -Arthur Fleck, The Joker (2019)

“Whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.”  -The Joker 

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!”  -The Joker

“Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they’re fooling you.”  – The Joker

“I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I realize it’s a comedy.”  -Arthur Fleck, The Joker (2019)

“Q: What’s with the makeup?
A: My mother died…I’m celebrating.”
 -Arthur Dent, The Joker (2019)

“My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world.”  -The Joker

“Forgive my laughter. I have a condition.”  – Arthur Dent, The Joker (2019)

“I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.”  -The Joker 

“The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time.”  -Arthur Dent

“This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!”  -The Joker

“Forgive my laughter. I have a condition.”  – Arthur Dent, The Joker (2019)

“I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.”  -The Joker 

Joker Quotes on Humanity’s Dark Side

“I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers? No… no you, you complete me.”  -The Joker

“Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.”  -The Joker

“I like you, but I still want to kill you.”  -The Joker

“All I have are negative thoughts.”  -The Joker

“Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.”  -The Joker

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”  -The Joker

“For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.”  -The Joker

“Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?”  -Arthur Fleck, The Joker (2019)

“When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”  -The Joker

“Their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be.”  -The Joker

“They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper.”  -The Joker

“‎Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”  -The Joker

Memorable Joker Quotes

“The strongest hearts have the most scars.”  -The Joker

“Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them.”  -The Joker

“I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!”  -Arthur Dent, The Joker (2019)

“Madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”  -The Joker

“The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!”  -The Joker

“One by one, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.”  -The Joker

“I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!”  -Arthur Dent, The Joker (2019)

“Madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”  -The Joker

Miscellaneous Joker Quotes

“If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck.”  -The Joker

“As though we were made for each other. Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.”  -The Joker

“I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!”  -Arthur Dent, The Joker (2019)

“Madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”  -The Joker